Texas
lyrics by Nanon Turner
If you're driving through texas in August
you'll need a lot of sunscreen
and an ice cold six-pack of coca-cola
And if you stop at the Motel 6
be sure to ask for Jim because he's been there
he's been everywhere
he has a red mohawk and army shorts and is not anything like
the slimy men you'll meet at the pool
who aren't too cool cause they make you want to leave because
they're staring
they're staring
they're staring
at you...
If you're driving through Texas
and you stop at the Fur's in Fort Stockton
be sure to say hi
And if you stop at the Motel 6
be sure to ask for Jim because he's been there
he's been everywhere
he has a red mohawk and army shorts and is not anything like
the slimy men you'll meet at the pool
who aren't too cool cause they make you want to leave because
they're staring
they're staring
they're staring
at you....